Behold! My first FAWM offering! Enjoy.
Liner Notes:
I threw this one together rather quickly with the help of my friends MasterWriter, Pro Tools 8, ProjectMix I/O, Vetta II, Variax, and MacPro (aka OctoMom). Look for them on future songs.
Believe it or not, this took up nearly 20 tracks in Pro Tools. (Yeah, I know! Doesn’t sound like it at all!)
Lyrics:
[verse]
I like to call my apartment a ‘flat’
Cuz I’m a hipster douchebag
I even talk with a British accent
But I was born in Iowa
[chorus]
I think I’m so much cooler than you
But I’m too cool to say that
You’re gonna have to figure it out
For yourself
[verse]
I do my hair in a pompadour
Cuz I’m a rockabilly wannabe
I own a hollow-body Gretch
But I don’t know a single chord
[chorus]
I think I’m so much cooler than you
But I’m too cool to say that
You’re gonna have to figure it out
For yourself
[verse]
I like to listen to spoken word
Cuz I’m a douchey beatnik wannabe
I snap my fingers to Kerouac
And wonder, “who the hell is he?”
[chorus]
I think I’m so much cooler than you
But I’m too cool to say that
You’re gonna have to figure it out
For yourself
[lame guitar solo over chorus]
[verse]
Did you just hear that solo?
If you say “yes,” I know you’re lyin’
Cuz I know that it blew your mind apart
And you can’t hear without a brain
[chorus]
I think I’m so much cooler than you
But I’m too cool to say that
You’re gonna have to figure it out
I think I’m so much cooler than you
But I’m too cool to say that
You’re gonna have to figure it out
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